The great equalizer. From the richest of kings to the lowliest of peasants, there is not a soul who doesn't laugh at this name. See also Sophomoric.
Widely regarded as one of the greatest football players, as well as one of the best football coaches, of all time. With a name like that though, you've gotta be tough. See also Football, Sophomoric, Sports.
"When I was a little bitty boy, my grandmother bought me a cute little toy, silver bells hangin' on a string, she told me it was my ding a ling. My ding a ling, my ding a ling, I want to play with my ding a ling." Surprisingly, this was Chuck Berry's only number one song. See also Music, Singers, Sophomoric.