Widely regarded as one of the greatest football players, as well as one of the best football coaches, of all time. With a name like that though, you've gotta be tough. See also Football, Sophomoric, Sports.
"When I was a little bitty boy, my grandmother bought me a cute little toy, silver bells hangin' on a string, she told me it was my ding a ling. My ding a ling, my ding a ling, I want to play with my ding a ling." Surprisingly, this was Chuck Berry's only number one song. See also Music, Singers, Sophomoric.