Now defunct but still unstoppable feat of athletic prowess. Also a good way to entertain your teammates. See also Basketball, Sports.
The full name of Dikembe Mutombo, the famous basketball player. Among the "Best of Wikipedia Vandalism" is Mutombo's entry, which is introduced with: "Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean Jacques wa Mutombo akamatonasa kowialata tatabokinoltamosa mutabola si koshkatamogo tagakirioksomotolak makaslkkm otoomanokorumbo sinotaocosama chiwatonakaloso jamalitpundi sajalu mutabaofaka nihow chichaw born June 25, 1966 in Kinshasa, Zaire is a basketball player in the NBA, playing as reserve center for the Houston Rockets." See also Basketball, Sports.
Used to show up at most major televised sporting events. Very noticeable. See also Sports.
Widely regarded as one of the greatest football players, as well as one of the best football coaches, of all time. With a name like that though, you've gotta be tough. See also Football, Sophomoric, Sports.
Slovenian ski jumper you represented the "agony of defeat" in the oft-repeated introduction to ABC's Wide World of Sports. See also Sports, Television.