Entries Tagged “Dinosaurs”

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1. What Did the Tyrannosaurus Rex Say to the Stegosaurus?

Nothing, they lived in different time periods. See also Dinosaurs.

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2. What Do You Call a Dinosaur with Good Vocabulary?

A thesaurus. See also Dinosaurs.

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3. Why Can't Dinosaurs Clap?

Because they are dead. See also Dinosaurs.

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4. What Do You Call a Pimp Dinosaur?

Nothing. They are dead. See also Dinosaurs.

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5. Why Can't You Hear a Dinosaur Go to the Bathroom?

The dinosaurs are all dead. See also Dinosaurs.

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7. Why Did the Dinosaur Say Hi to the Little Girl?

Because he was being polite. See also Dinosaurs, Etiquette.

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8. Why Can't Tyrannosaurus Rexes Clap?

Because they're extinct. See also Dinosaurs.

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9. Why Can't You Hear a Pterodactyl Go Pee?

Because they're all extinct. See also Dinosaurs.

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10. Why Can't You Hear a Pterodactyl When It's Using the Bathroom?

Because the P is silent. See also Bathroom, Dinosaurs.

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