Entries Tagged “Dinosaurs”

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1. What Did the T-Rex Say to the Caveman?

Nothing. It just roared at him and ate him. And then it got back into its time machine and went back to the Cretaceous Period, at least a million years before cavemen existed. See also Dinosaurs.

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2. What Did the Tyrannosaurus Rex Say to the Stegosaurus?

Nothing, they lived in different time periods. See also Dinosaurs.

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3. What Do You Call a Dinosaur with Good Vocabulary?

A thesaurus. See also Dinosaurs.

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4. Why Can't Dinosaurs Clap?

Because they are dead. See also Dinosaurs.

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5. What Do You Call a Pimp Dinosaur?

Nothing. They are dead. See also Dinosaurs.

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6. Why Can't You Hear a Dinosaur Go to the Bathroom?

The dinosaurs are all dead. See also Dinosaurs.

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8. Why Did the Dinosaur Say Hi to the Little Girl?

Because he was being polite. See also Dinosaurs, Etiquette.

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9. Why Can't Tyrannosaurus Rexes Clap?

Because they're extinct. See also Dinosaurs.

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10. Why Can't You Hear a Pterodactyl Go Pee?

Because they're all extinct. See also Dinosaurs.

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