Entries Tagged “Texas”

Funny Phrases

1. Det Var Helt Texas

How Norwegians say, "That was crazy." See also Norwegian, Texas.

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Funny People

2. Temoc

Mascot of the University of Texas at Dallas. His name is just "Comet" spelled backwards, and on top of that, he's downright creepy. See also Texas.

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Funny Places

3. Latex, Texas

A town on the border between Louisiana and Texas, a few miles southeast from the town of Uncertain, TX. See also Portmanteau, Texas.

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Funny Jobs

4. Texas Railroad Commissioner

The Texas Railroad Commissioner's work actually has nothing to do with railroads. He's in charge of oil and gas production instead. See also Texas.

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Funny Places

5. Uncertain, Texas

See also Texas.

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Funny Foods

6. Chicken Fried Chicken

You don't say. See also Redundant, Texas.

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Funny Foods

7. Cheeseburger Without Cheese

In the '80's there was a restaurant in Austin, Texas that served only cheeseburgers. You had to pay 50 cents extra to get your cheeseburger without cheese. See also 80's, Texas.

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Funny Phrases

8. All Y'all

Used in Texas like the word "y'all", but used for groups of over 9 people. See also Texas.

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Funny Words

9. Y'all

A word used by everyone in Texas. See also Texas.

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Funny Tattoos

10. Tattooed Eyebrows

This condition seems to especially afflict the fair-haired grandmothers and great aunts of the South. See also Texas.

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