No.
Referring to Yourself in the Third Person
Robyn thinks that this is ridiculous.
Kissing Your Own Biceps
Usually done by Cro-Magnon Roid-a-Holics or drunk dudes with mull-hawks.
Cocksure
Seems awfully hard to use this word innocently these days.
Hoity-Toity
Like "snooty," "hoity-toity" is a better word for "snobby." Also, like "Fancy-Dancy," it would make a good name for a drink.
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Freezing Soup in Ice Cube Trays
I wouldn't mind this so much if the people who did this weren't always so damn smug about it. Preparing single serving sizes of soup for future consumption does not make you clever—it makes you lame.
Licking Your Fingers Before Turning a Page
Does this work? I do not believe it does.
Using Your Index Finger to Hang a Jacket Over Your Shoulder
I recently saw a poster showing Geraldo Rivera doing this. He had also loosened his tie.
Snooty
A funnier alternative to snobby.
Jitney
Instead of calling a bus a bus, New Yorkers from the Upper East Side call their transportation to and from the Hamptons a jitney.