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SkyMall
An airplane seat-pocket catalog that in a recent issue included such items as shoes with springs, the "Keep Your Distance" bug vacuum, a pet observation porthole for fences, a ten-minute marination machine, and an eagle-embossed denim jacket.
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DJ Joey Jam
Resident mix master on Norwegian Cruise Line's newest pleasure boat, the Norwegian Gem.