Entries Tagged “Weapons”

Funny Words

1. Dirk

Another name for a short sword. See also Weapons.

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Funny Things

2. Sniper Crowbar

A crowbar with a sniper scope attached. See also Violence, Weapons.

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3. Xiphoid

Shaped like a sword. See also Weapons.

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4. Cuirass

Armor covering the torso—and yes, it's pronounced "queer ass". See also Weapons.

Added by grouchyteacher on December 31, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

5. Listening to "Ride of the Valkyries" and Running Around Your Apartment With a Calvary Sword.

Especially fun to do when it's snowing outside See also Weapons.

Added by ScotFinch on December 4, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

6. The Back Up

Molded plastic designed to "make your shotgun accessible from the lying position in your bed." See also Violence, Weapons.

Added by Anthony on August 13, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Toys

7. Hulk Hands

Large, comical green hands made out of some kind of foam that make noises when you punch things. See also Nerds, Weapons.

Added by a Guest on January 8, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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8. Dancing Knife Fights

As seen in Michael Jackson videos and West Side Story. See also Musicals, Singers, Weapons.

Added by Ryan on August 7, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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9. Blunderbuss

A short, wide-barreled musket. In the original Dutch it was donderbus, 'thunder-box', but the name was altered owing to its tendency to explode in peoples' faces. See also Old-Timey, Weapons.

Added by a Guest on December 19, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |