Entries Tagged “Women”

Funny People

11. Super Violent Female Soccer Players

(Cough) Elizabeth Lambert! See also College, Sports, Women.

Added by ScotFinch on November 11, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

12. Spackle

I think she needs another spackle of make-up. See also Women.

Added by ScotFinch on November 9, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

13. Vanishing Cream

See also 70's, Women.

Added by Brian on September 30, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

14. Holding Your Woman's Purse

Simultaneously sad and hilarious. Ten times so when there's a gaggle of fellows outside a woman's clothing store. Does not matter if it's your wife or your girlfriend; You, my brother, have surrendered any and all power in the relationship. It is a line that, once crossed, can be impossible to re-cross. May God have mercy on what is left of your masculine soul. See also Women.

Added by Tim on August 11, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

15. Kush Support

Yes, a natural rest for the breast. See also Body, Women.

Added by Brian on August 7, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

16. Rejuvenique Electric Facial Mask

For a face that looks fresher and more vibrant with a healthy, rosy, serial killer glow. See also 80's, Commercials, Women.

Added by Brian on July 19, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

17. The Tiddy Bear

Ummm, how does one explain this? See also Cars, Commercials, Women.

Added by Ryan on July 13, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

18. Dirty Bird

Phrase used to describe a lascivious older woman, e.g. Martha Stewart. See also Women.

Added by Ryan on October 18, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

19. Pearl Cream

Have you ever wondered why it's so hard to tell how old most Oriental women are? The answer is Pearl Cream, made from real pearls and the pulverized dignity of millions of Asian-Americans. See also Commercials, Stereotypes, Women.

Added by Anthony on August 3, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

20. Patches

Beware of Patches bearing perfume. See also Crime, Women.

Added by Tyler on July 11, 2008| Comment | You Like This |