Entries Tagged “Women”

Funny Products

11. Shake Weight

It's possibly the funniest/sexiest workout gimmick of all time. So while being pointed horizontally at chest height, this vibrating 20 lb contraption shakes and rumbles in the hands of the user, and claims to be useful for toning women's arms. (Not to direct you away from Inherently Funny or anything, but seriously just go look it up on YouTube. It's that good.) See also Sex, Women.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 14, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

12. Super Violent Female Soccer Players

(Cough) Elizabeth Lambert! See also College, Sports, Women.

Added by ScotFinch on November 11, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

13. Spackle

I think she needs another spackle of make-up. See also Women.

Added by ScotFinch on November 9, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

14. Vanishing Cream

See also 70's, Women.

Added by Brian on September 30, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

15. Holding Your Woman's Purse

Simultaneously sad and hilarious. Ten times so when there's a gaggle of fellows outside a woman's clothing store. Does not matter if it's your wife or your girlfriend; You, my brother, have surrendered any and all power in the relationship. It is a line that, once crossed, can be impossible to re-cross. May God have mercy on what is left of your masculine soul. See also Women.

Added by Tim on August 11, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

16. Kush Support

Yes, a natural rest for the breast. See also Body, Women.

Added by Brian on August 7, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

17. Rejuvenique Electric Facial Mask

For a face that looks fresher and more vibrant with a healthy, rosy, serial killer glow. See also 80's, Commercials, Women.

Added by Brian on July 19, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

18. The Tiddy Bear

Ummm, how does one explain this? See also Cars, Commercials, Women.

Added by Ryan on July 13, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

19. Dirty Bird

Phrase used to describe a lascivious older woman, e.g. Martha Stewart. See also Women.

Added by Ryan on October 18, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

20. Pearl Cream

Have you ever wondered why it's so hard to tell how old most Oriental women are? The answer is Pearl Cream, made from real pearls and the pulverized dignity of millions of Asian-Americans. See also Commercials, Stereotypes, Women.

Added by Anthony on August 3, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |