Entries Tagged “Cats”

Funny Quotes

1. "Never Wear Anything That Panics the Cat."

- P.J. O'Rourke See also Cats.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2. What Do You Call a Cross Between a Cat and a Fox?

A monstrosity. See also Cats.

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Funny Words

3. Grimalkin

A very old word for cat. See also Cats.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4. What Do Cats and Refrigerators Have in Common?

Neither one is a banana. See also Cats.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

5. What’s the Different Between a Cat and a Comma?

A cat is a carnivorous mammal, long domesticated as a pet and known for catching rats and mice. A comma is a punctuation mark, used especially as a mark of separation within a sentence. See also Cats.

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Funny Phobias

6. Gatophobia

The fear cats. Meow. See also Cats.

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Funny Animals

7. Catbra

A cross between a zebra and a cat. See also Cats, Made Up.

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Funny Nicknames

8. KaTasha

When my mom accidentally says my cat's name when she is talking to me, or vice-versa, but then corrects herself midway. See also Cats.

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Funny Things to Do

9. Hugging a Cat

See also Cats.

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Funny Books

10. Why Cats Paint Shop

They do? See also Cats.

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