Entries Tagged “Cats”

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What’s the Different Between a Cat and a Comma?

A cat is a carnivorous mammal, long domesticated as a pet and known for catching rats and mice. A comma is a punctuation mark, used especially as a mark of separation within a sentence. See also Cats.

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Funny Phobias

2. Gatophobia

The fear cats. Meow. See also Cats.

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Funny Animals

3. Catbra

A cross between a zebra and a cat. See also Cats, Made Up.

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Funny Nicknames

4. KaTasha

When my mom accidentally says my cat's name when she is talking to me, or vice-versa, but then corrects herself midway. See also Cats.

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Funny Things to Do

5. Hugging a Cat

See also Cats.

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Funny Books

6. Why Cats Paint Shop

They do? See also Cats.

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Funny Phrases

7. You've Cat to be Kitten Me Right Meow!

See also Cats, Puns.

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Funny Euphemisms

8. Purr-fume

A cat fart. See also Cats, Flatulence.

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Funny Sayings

9. Taco Cat Spelled Backward is Taco Cat

See also Cats.

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Funny Sayings

10. Everything Women Hate in Men They Love in Cats

Why do women like cats? They sleep out, laze about, and don't come when you call. See also Cats, Women.

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