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Touching the Rim
Dude, I touched the rim! Watch me touch the rim!
2.
"I Slept with Shaq"
Look, it's a real tattoo. Check it out.
3.
Melvin Turpin
Former professional basketball player nicknamed "Dinner Bell Mel". Turpin was chosen before John Stockton in the 1984 NBA draft that also included Hakeem Olajuwon, Michael Jordan, and Charles Barkley.
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Vinnie Del Negro
Former San Antonio Spur with poofy hair.