Entries Tagged “Birds”

Funny Animals

1. Moon Pigeons

A label NASA applied to the mysterious things astronauts would see on the moon. See also Birds.

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Funny Insults

2. Walking Eagle

Donald Trump's Native American name. Given to him because he's so full of crap that he can't fly. See also Birds, Politics.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3. What is Heavier, 200 Pounds of Bricks or 200 Pounds of Feathers?

Feathers. Two hundred pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds. See also Birds.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4. An Owl and a Squirrel Sit in a Tree Watching a Farmer Go By

The owl says nothing because it can not talk.The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.

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Funny Questions

5. What Do You Call A Magic Owl?

Hoodini. See also Birds.

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Funny Animals

6. Green Heron

Have you seen this bird? It's all small and neckless and then FWOOP, huge neck. See also Birds.

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Funny Phobias

7. Alektorophobia

Fear of chickens. See also Birds.

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Funny Foods

8. Cockscombs

The wiggly red bits on top of a rooster's head. (Yes, you can actually eat those.) See also Birds.

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Funny Animals

9. Harpy Eagle

Bird with a strikingly round face. See also Birds.

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Funny Animals

10. Mute Swan

Pretty much like every other swan, but slightly less vocal. See also Birds.

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