Entries Tagged “Birds”

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. If a Duck Didn't Quack What Noise Would It Make?

It would be silent. See also Birds.

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Funny Places

2. Happy Valley Goose-Bay, Canada

See also Birds.

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Funny Jobs

3. Chicken Sexer

Someone who's job it is to determine the sex of newborn chickens so they enter the correct gender-based feeding program. See also Birds, Farming.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4. Why Does It Suck to be a Penguin?

You have to live in a cold place. See also Birds.

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Funny Animals

5. Moon Pigeons

A label NASA applied to the mysterious things astronauts would see on the moon. See also Birds.

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Funny Insults

6. Walking Eagle

Donald Trump's Native American name. Given to him because he's so full of crap that he can't fly. See also Birds, Politics.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

7. What is Heavier, 200 Pounds of Bricks or 200 Pounds of Feathers?

Feathers. Two hundred pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds. See also Birds.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

8. An Owl and a Squirrel Sit in a Tree Watching a Farmer Go By

The owl says nothing because it can not talk.The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.

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Funny Questions

9. What Do You Call A Magic Owl?

Hoodini. See also Birds.

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Funny Animals

10. Green Heron

Have you seen this bird? It's all small and neckless and then FWOOP, huge neck. See also Birds.

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