19 Entries Tagged “Vegetables”

Funny Euphemisms

1. Yellow Cucumber

Also known as banana. See also Fruits, Vegetables.

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Funny Things

2. Sea Cucumber

A cucumber that has been chucked into the ocean. Not to be confused with sea cucumbers. See also Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on March 8, 2023| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

3. Earth Apple

Also known as a potato. See also Fruits, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on March 1, 2023| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Conveyances

4. Pea Car

An actual car in the shape of my least favorite vegetable. See also Cars, Vegetables.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 24, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

5. Toma-toes

When you eat too many tomatoes, your toes turn into tomatoes. See also Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on November 23, 2022| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

6. Peeling a Carrot into Nothing

It tastes better. See also Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on June 19, 2022| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

7. Edible Rock

Also known as a potato. See also Rocks, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on February 10, 2021| 13 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

8. Spike Vegetable

Also known as a carrot. See also Vegetables.

Added by KILLAKING on January 5, 2020| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

9. Walkers Brussels Sprouts Crisps

For when you need the least popular Christmas thing on the go. Sold around Christmas in the UK. Other varieties include Turkey And Stuffing and Pigs In Blankets. See also British, Christmas, Vegetables.

Added by awesomeguy21 on November 20, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

10. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Carrot?

A parrot. See also Birds, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on June 12, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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