23 Entries Tagged “Candy”

Funny Advice

11. For $1, you can buy a candy bar from a vending machine. For $2, you can buy a brick, and get all the candy in the vending machine.

I didn't come up with this, I'm not clever enough. I just don't remember where I originally saw it. See also Candy, Crime.

Added by a Guest on March 25, 2018| 16 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

12. Eating Kit Kats Without Breaking Them Apart

Why bother if you have no one to share them with? See also Candy.

Added by a Guest on November 16, 2017| 14 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

13. Where Are the Sour Patch Parents?

See also Candy.

Added by a Guest on September 15, 2017| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

14. Acerophobia

Fear of sourness or sour things. Raise your hand if you've ever been freaked out by a Sour Patch Kids commercial. See also Candy.

Added by a Guest on April 22, 2016| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

15. Eating Candy with a Fork

See also Candy.

Added by Nickianimelover on November 29, 2014| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

16. Circus Peanuts Shop

Also known as orange sugar. See also Candy.

Added by wavylips on May 19, 2014| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

17. Finding the One Wrong Way to Eat a Reese's

...and thus upsetting the known order of the universe. See also Candy.

Added by SpaceParasites on July 6, 2011| 12 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

18. Zagnut Shop

How ’bout a Zagnut? See also Candy.

Added by scottmsiegel on January 9, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

19. Freshen Up Gum Shop

Gum that bursts with flavored gel when you bite into it. The gum seemed innocent enough when I chewed it as a kid, but I've noticed it's since been sexed up as “The Gum That Goes Squirt”. See also 80's, Candy, Innuendo.

Added by Ryan on November 1, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

20. Suudsu

A bedtime drink comprised of skim milk and Gummy Bears. See also Candy.

Added by a Guest on November 8, 2007| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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