22 Entries Tagged “Candy”

Funny Insults

1. Go Eat M&Ms One by One

See also Candy.

Added by a Guest on February 11, 2024| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

2. You Look Like Your Favorite Candy is a Tic Tac

And the mint ones too. See also Candy.

Added by a Guest on January 25, 2024| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

3. Picking the M&M’s out of a Bag of Trail Mix

See also Candy.

Added by a Guest on November 25, 2023| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

5. Gummi worms have more bones in them than actual worms.

Look up what gelatin is made of. See also Candy, Horses.

Added by Boredguy on May 10, 2021| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

6. The Tic Tac Hustle

Tic Tacs are almost pure sugar, but get away with calling themselves sugar-free because US regulations state that anything less than a gram of sugar is sugar-free, and individual Tic Tacs weigh less than a gram. They’ve been hustling us since 1968. See also Candy.

Added by a Guest on August 9, 2020| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

7. Niggly Wigglies

The tiny paper flag in a Hershey's Kiss. See also Candy, Chocolate.

Added by itsmeadam on January 21, 2020| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

8. Sour Patch Kids Cereal Shop

Discontinued, for obvious reasons. See also Breakfast, Candy.

Added by a Guest on August 7, 2019| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

9. Skittle Juice

A single skittle dissolved in water. Delish. See also Candy.

Added by a Guest on October 12, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

10. For $1, you can buy a candy bar from a vending machine. For $2, you can buy a brick, and get all the candy in the vending machine.

I didn't come up with this, I'm not clever enough. I just don't remember where I originally saw it. See also Candy, Crime.

Added by a Guest on March 25, 2018| 16 Comments | You Like This |

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