No.
1.
Rockin' the Dockers
Wearing Dockers out on on a Saturday night. Double points when worn with a white Polo oxford.
2.
Sansabelt Mens' Pants
Yes, there's actually a brand of mens' pants called Sansabelt that sells pants—well, how can I put this—sans belt.
3.
Denim Pants
I'm thinking of pants that are cut like slacks, but are made of denim. This looks retarded. Why not just wear jeans?
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4.
Licking Your Fingers Before Turning a Page
Does this work? I do not believe it does.
5.
Using Your Index Finger to Hang a Jacket Over Your Shoulder
I recently saw a poster showing Geraldo Rivera doing this. He had also loosened his tie.
6.
Shaking a Handful of Nuts
A transparent act of projected confidence. There is no need to randomly sort snacks in this way.