Entries Tagged “Celebrities”

Funny Quotes

11. "Smoking Kills. If You're Killed, You've Lost a Very Important Part of Your Life"

Brooke Shields may or may not have said this. See also Celebrities, Smoking.

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Funny Jobs

12. Bodyguard with Benefits

Pioneered by Kevin Costner in The Bodyguard, and practiced in real life by those in employ of Kate Gosselin, Britney Spears, and Heidi Klum. See also Celebrities.

Added by kystur55 on July 25, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

13. A Few Decades Ago, We Had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now We Have No Cash, No Hope, and No Jobs.

Pray that Kevin Bacon doesn't die. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Nicknames

14. Benadryl Cabbagepatch

See also Celebrities.

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Funny Foods

15. Sketti

Honey Boo Boo dish of microwaved spaghetti, butter, and ketchup. See also Celebrities, White Trash.

Added by a Guest on June 17, 2014| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

16. Fuckersberg, Austria

I wonder what Arnold Schwarzenegger's reaction was when he learned English. See also Celebrities, Profanity.

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Funny People

17. Yahoo Serious

Australian actor famous for finger-in-an-electrical-socket hair and for appearing in the movie Young Einstein and on the cover of Time Magazine. See also 80's, Australia, Celebrities.

Added by Anthony on September 7, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

18. Benedict Cumberbatch

Also acceptable are Boodlybop Floofernoodle, Whenpicnic Remembersnacks, Bendyflip Cucumberbatch, and Beelzebub Thundermunch. See also Celebrities.

Added by a Guest on July 15, 2013| 18 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

19. Basil Rathbone

British actor who looked like a Basil Rathbone, no? See also Celebrities.

Added by a Guest on August 23, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

20. Booze & Hot Pants

According to Nancy Grace, what Lindsay Lohan is spending her career earnings on. See also Alcohol, Celebrities.

Added by Anthony on August 7, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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