Entries Tagged “Celebrities”

Funny Quotes

11. "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Ad-libbed by Roddy Piper in the film They Live. See also Celebrities, Movies, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on May 31, 2008| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny People

12. Sheila E.

Prince's showcase drummer and original Sex Cymbal. See also 80's, Celebrities, Music.

Added by Anthony on May 27, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

13. "Rehab was a sobering experience."

So quoth Lindsay Lohan. See also Celebrities, Drugs.

Added by a Guest on May 27, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

14. You Don't Have to Hoochify Yourself to be Beautiful

Words of wisdom from Tyra Banks. See also Celebrities, Television.

Added by a Guest on May 26, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

15. Debutard

Female, filthy rich, and fucking dumb. See also Celebrities.

Added by Robyn on May 6, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

16. David Lee Roth Kick

A very high kick, as performed by Van Halen's David Lee Roth. See also Celebrities, Music, Singers.

Added by a Guest on April 18, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

17. Whoa Nelly Furtado

An improvement upon "Whoa Nelly". See also Celebrities, Singers.

Added by a Guest on March 25, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

18. It's Britney, Bitch

I said, "It's Britney, Bitch". See also Celebrities, Music, Singers.

Added by a Guest on March 14, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny People

19. Dina Lohan

"I'm not like other moms. I'm a cool mom!" See also Celebrities.

Added by a Guest on March 1, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

20. Marrying Elizabeth Taylor

Hey, it happens to the best of us. See also Celebrities.

Added by Frank on October 1, 2007| 6 Comments | You Like This |