53 Entries Tagged “Celebrities”
Funny Quotes
12. "In painting, you have unlimited power. You have the ability to move mountains. You can bend rivers. But when i get home the only thing i have power over is the garbage."
―Bob Ross See also Art, Celebrities.
Funny Euphemisms
13. The Only Thing Canada's Sorry For
Also known as Justin Bieber. See also Celebrities, Music.
Funny Names
16. Moxie CrimeFighter Jillete
Penn Jillette actually named his kid this... See also Celebrities.
Funny Names
17. Adele Dazeem
What John Travolta famously dubbed Idina Menzel during the 2014 Oscars. See also Celebrities.
Funny Phrases
18. Jibba-Jabba
A phrase Mr. T commonly used when calling BS, for example, "Stop all that jibba-jabba fool!" See also Celebrities.
Funny Quotes
19. "A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop."
This is apparently Al Pacino's favorite joke, as claimed by Johnny Depp on Letterman. See also Celebrities.