Entries Tagged “Children”

Funny Books

11. The Pocket Book of Boners Shop

An omnibus of schoolboy howlers and unconscious humor. See also Children.

Added by Ryan on March 30, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Books

12. Who Cares About Disabled People? Shop

I'm guessing the authors of this oddly-titled children's book? See also Children.

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Funny Books

13. I Wish Daddy Didn't Drink So Much Shop

Man, what a buzz kill. See also Alcohol, Children.

Added by Ryan on March 30, 2010| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

14. Safety Scissors

You can't injure yourself on these... but you can't really cut anything with them either. See also Children, Unnecessary.

Added by CaptainKrill on March 14, 2010| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

15. Rub Some Dirt on It

Thanks coach! See also Children, Sports.

Added by scottmsiegel on January 9, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Songs

16. Baa Baa Rainbow Sheep

Politically correct version of Baa Baa Black Sheep currently being sung in elementary schools. See also Children.

Added by a Guest on December 12, 2009| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

17. 1970's Metal Lunchboxes With a Glass-Lined Thermos

For children. Inside a metal lunch box. Didn't matter if it was Barbie, Hong Kong Fooey, or Hot Wheels; the Thermos bottle had a glass lining. The lining would last approximately two days, if it didn't in fact break on the way to school. I remember actually pursing my lips and actually drinking my milk through the glass. It took the lunchbox people around eight years or so figure out that it was a bad idea. See also 70's, Children, Schools.

Added by Tim on August 20, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny TV Shows

18. Romper Room

Each program would open with a greeting from the hostess and the Pledge of Allegiance. Then the hostess and her group of children would embark on an hour (or half hour) of games, exercises, songs and moral lessons, which were regularly accompanied by background music.

At the end of each broadcast, the hostess would look through a "magic mirror" (actually a face-sized open hoop with a handle) and name the children she saw in "televisionland", then recite the rhyme, "Romper, bomper, stomper boo. Tell me, tell me, tell me, do. Magic mirror, tell me today. Have all my friends had fun at play?" She would then lead into, "I can see Scotty and Kimberly and Julie and Jimmy and Kelly and all of you boys and girls out there!" Did she ever see you? See also 80's, Children, Television.

Added by Jeff on July 26, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

19. Capri Sun Shop

A surprisingly-difficult-to-open trapezoidal pouch drink. See also 80's, Children.

Added by Ryan on June 21, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

20. Pinky Swearing

Never break a pinky swear. Ever. See also Children.

Added by a Guest on August 7, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |