Entries Tagged “Children”

Funny Dances

11. Pee-Pee Dance

Little kids do this when they have to wait too long to go to the bathroom. See also Bathroom, Children.

Added by psfer on April 23, 2013| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

12. Mammothrept

An old word for a spoiled child. See also Children.

Added by Ryan on July 16, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

13. A Cookie is a Sometime Food

To combat rising childhood obesity rates, Cookie Monster sang this regrettable song. See also Children, Snacks.

Added by SpaceParasites on December 29, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Books

14. The Pocket Book of Boners Shop

An omnibus of schoolboy howlers and unconscious humor. See also Children.

Added by Ryan on March 30, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Books

15. Who Cares About Disabled People? Shop

I'm guessing the authors of this oddly-titled children's book? See also Children.

Added by Ryan on March 30, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Books

16. I Wish Daddy Didn't Drink So Much Shop

Man, what a buzz kill. See also Alcohol, Children.

Added by Ryan on March 30, 2010| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

17. Safety Scissors

You can't injure yourself on these... but you can't really cut anything with them either. See also Children, Unnecessary.

Added by CaptainKrill on March 14, 2010| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

18. Rub Some Dirt on It

Thanks coach! See also Children, Sports.

Added by scottmsiegel on January 9, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Songs

19. Baa Baa Rainbow Sheep

Politically correct version of Baa Baa Black Sheep currently being sung in elementary schools. See also Children.

Added by a Guest on December 12, 2009| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

20. 1970's Metal Lunchboxes With a Glass-Lined Thermos

For children. Inside a metal lunch box. Didn't matter if it was Barbie, Hong Kong Fooey, or Hot Wheels; the Thermos bottle had a glass lining. The lining would last approximately two days, if it didn't in fact break on the way to school. I remember actually pursing my lips and actually drinking my milk through the glass. It took the lunchbox people around eight years or so figure out that it was a bad idea. See also 70's, Children, Schools.

Added by Tim on August 20, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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