54 Entries Tagged “Computers”
Funny Phrases
31. "Nag A Ram"
What Google thinks you meant when you search "Anagram". See also Computers, Internet.
Funny People
32. Cortana
Windows 10's entirely redundant virtual office assistant. The daughter of Siri and Clippy. See also Computers.
Funny Things to Do
33. Punching Random Letters into Notepad, then Trying to Find Words
A last-ditch effort to stay awake in an office/work environment. See also Bored, Computers, Office.
Funny Advice
34. Writing. Like. This. Doesn't. Make. Your. Point. Any. Stronger.
It. Just. Makes. It. Look. Like. Your. Keyboard. Has. Asthma. See also Computers.
Funny Things
35. School Computers
Require spending half the class waiting for them to load. See also Computers, Schools.
Funny Things to Do
36. Using Internet Explorer for Its Intended Purpose
I.e. downloading Google Chrome. See also Computers, Internet.
Funny Questions
37. Why Are Firetrucks Red?
According to Siri, "Because fire trucks have eight wheels and four people, and eight plus four is twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and in the seas are fish, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always "Russian" around." See also Computers.
Funny Nicknames
38. Internet Explorer
For that friend that always takes an eternity to react. See also Computers, Internet.
Funny Things to Do
39. Change All Your Passwords to Incorrect
So the computer will tell you that your password is incorrect. See also Computers.
Funny Places
40. The Internet
A series of tubes and pipes, a glob of code. A site. Cats. See also Cats, Computers.