29 Entries Tagged “Crime”
Funny Books
13. The Night Dad Went To Jail Shop
A terribly sad-looking book that for some reason keeps popping up in books recommended for me. See also Crime.
Funny T-Shirts
16. Fat People Are Harder to Kidnap Shop
Can’t argue with that. See also Crime, Obesity.
Funny Things to Do
17. Stuffing Food from a Buffet in Your Purse
Because you never know when you're going to be craving "old country" dinner rolls. See also Crime.
Funny Words
18. Absquatulate
1. To depart in a hurry
2. To die
3. To abscond
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1. We must absquatulate before the Wicked Witch arrives!
2. I am going to break the news of your aunt's absquatulation as seriously as possible.
3. That man just absquatulated with your horse. See also Crime, Travel.
Funny Things to Do
20. Baking a File Into a Cake
Classic plan for springing your man from the clink. See also Crime, Jail, Old-Timey.