Entries Tagged “Crime”

Funny Words

11. Absquatulate

1. To depart in a hurry
2. To die
3. To abscond
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1. We must absquatulate before the Wicked Witch arrives!
2. I am going to break the news of your aunt's absquatulation as seriously as possible.
3. That man just absquatulated with your horse. See also Crime, Travel.

Added by ziggyzaster on November 8, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

12. Patches

Beware of Patches bearing perfume. See also Crime, Women.

Added by Tyler on July 11, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

13. Hired Goons

See also Crime.

Added by Frank on May 7, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

14. Baking a File Into a Cake

Classic plan for springing your man from the clink. See also Crime, Jail, Old-Timey.

Added by Tyler on March 1, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Places

15. The Poky

Alternative to the clink or hoosegow. See also Crime, Jail.

Added by Anthony on February 2, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Places

16. Debtors' Prison

See also Crime, Old-Timey.

Added by Ryan on January 26, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

17. Hoosegow

Like the clink, slang for jail. See also Crime, Jail.

Added by Tyler on January 12, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

18. Scofflaw

One who habitually violates the law. See also Crime, People.

Added by Tyler on March 10, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

19. Pickpocket

There's a burglar in my pants! See also Crime.

Added by Frank on September 16, 2006| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

20. The Clink

Where the Police Cops take burglars after being arrested for the smash-and-grab. See also Crime, Jail.

Added by Tyler on August 29, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

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