I don't know—seems a little dangerous. See also Cars, Dangerous.
As in:
Do not precariously balance the space-heater on the edge of the bathtub while we soak in said tub stoned out of our minds, eating pizza, and talking about surviving hiding together in a portable toilet for extended periods of time with a pet goat.
I'm not ready to die by electric shock yet. I've seen those stickers on hairdryers yes siree! See also Dangerous, Electricity.
Your mother, microwave instruction manuals, and the entire world probably all warned you about this at least once. See also Anxiety, Dangerous.
Otherwise known as the toy that requires a preheated 325 degree oven to activate. But at least the name's cute. See also 70's, Dangerous.
A toy that can puncture a kid's skull—if that's not funny, then I don't know anything. See also 80's, Dangerous, Games.