Entries Tagged “Scatological”

Funny Sayings

11. It'll Move Like Shit Through a Goose

Seriously, geese shit like it's going out of style. See also Profanity, Scatological.

Added by ScotFinch on November 13, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

12. It'll Make a Turd

That thing they're serving you... it might taste horrible, but at least it's functional. See also Food, Scatological.

Added by djPleth on November 8, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

13. Poo~Pourri

With Poo-Pourri in your purse, now your shit really don't stink! See also Bathroom, Scatological, Unnecessary.

Added by ScotFinch on November 2, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

14. Bowel Movement

Grandma's favorite dinner-time topic. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on October 19, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

15. The Comfort Wipe

Finally, after over one hundred years, an innovation in wiping your ass. See also Bathroom, Scatological, Unnecessary.

Added by Anthony on July 28, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

16. Do Yourself a Disservice

Term for accidentally eliminating in one's pants. E.g. "If you don't stop laughing so hard after drinking all that Coke, you're going to do yourself a disservice!" See also Scatological.

Added by a Guest on May 24, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

17. Taking the Browns to the Superbowl

See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on February 7, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

18. Hard Gas

Euphemism for soiling oneself. See also Scatological.

Added by a Guest on September 7, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

19. Butthole Brown

This was popular with my kids when they were in 4th and 5th grades. See also Scatological.

Added by a Guest on July 27, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

20. Poops McGee

Used to describe how much a shituation sucks. See also Scatological.

Added by a Guest on July 7, 2008| Comment | You Like This |