While he did not invent the toilet, he did invent the ballcockan important part of the flushable toilet. See also Bathroom, Scatological.
Seriously, geese shit like it's going out of style. See also Profanity, Scatological.
That thing they're serving you... it might taste horrible, but at least it's functional. See also Food, Scatological.
Grandma's favorite dinner-time topic. See also Bathroom, Scatological.
Term for accidentally eliminating in one's pants. E.g. "If you don't stop laughing so hard after drinking all that Coke, you're going to do yourself a disservice!" See also Scatological.