Avoid the Noid for he ruins pizza unless your pizza is a Domino's pizza in which case it is the Noid and not your pizza that will be on the wrong end of the ruin. See also 80's, Fictional.
Aside from it's dubious contribution to hair metal, pause for a moment to consider the name. While traditional hairnets are constructed from finely woven mesh and elastic, the artificial hairnets Aquanet generates are apparently made out of aqua. See also 80's.
And with that simple question, an old lady stole America's heart. See also 80's, Food.
I know this is a serious issue, but I can't help but thinking the threat was overhyped. I grew up thinking that acid rain was melting cars in Los Angeles. See also 80's.