Somehow even the celebrity endorsements of Michael Jackson, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Belinda Carlisle couldn't sell these bedazzled shoes to Middle America. See also 80's.
Bceause nothing's more refreshing (and sexier) than a grapefruit-flavored soft drink. See also 80's.
Photon was a laser tag game back in the 80's. As I remember, there was also a TV show, and a series of novels based on the gamesurely scintillating reads. It's tag line was "The Ultimate Game on Planet Earth". See also 80's.
Avoid the Noid for he ruins pizza unless your pizza is a Domino's pizza in which case it is the Noid and not your pizza that will be on the wrong end of the ruin. See also 80's, Fictional.