This baby doll actually has a bottle that she drinks from, and not long after it comes out in her makeshift diaper. See also 80's.
What your little brother was going to be if he touched your stuff again. See also 80's.
Manufactured by Ben Cooper and Collegeville, these gems included unwearable, plastic representations of the Village People, Tattoo from Fantasy Island, and Rubik's Cube. See photos here and here. See also 70's, 80's.
Starship song, aka the theme from Mannequin. See also 80's.
If only for the opening line, “Like I always say, what’s good for the geese is always good for the gander.” See also 80's.