Entries Tagged “Farming”

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. How Did the Farmer Fix His Jeans?

He didn't. He just bought new ones. See also Farming.

Added by a Guest on August 13, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Dances

2. Beep Beep Like a Sheep

1. Throw your hands up and point them to the ground.
2. Get down on all fours.
3. Bounce around.
4. Go crazy now! See also Farming.

Added by a Guest on May 26, 2017| 12 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

3. Chicken Sexer

Someone who's job it is to determine the sex of newborn chickens so they enter the correct gender-based feeding program. See also Birds, Farming.

Added by a Guest on February 4, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

4. Why Did the Cow Say When Its Tail Caught on Fire?

Moo. See also Farming.

Added by a Guest on September 8, 2016| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

5. Woolly Jumper

A derogatory term for an Australian sheep farmer. See also Australian, Farming.

Added by a Guest on July 17, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

6. Headcheese

Jellied meat from various farm animals. No cheese. See also Farming.

Added by ThomasTheJester on December 22, 2015| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Books

7. A Passion for Donkeys

From Amazon, "A celebration of the donkey - its habits, its physical well-being, even its breeding."

See also Donkies, Farming.

Added by UnfunnyOne on March 1, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

8. Professional Cow Tipper

Hard to find a job in this field nowadays, since rotten teenagers are doing it for free. See also Farming.

Added by shizuniversity on August 26, 2014| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

9. Chick Sexor

Large scale farms use these talented people to distinguish the males from females chicks. Females are saved, but most male chicks, sadly, are not. See also Farming.

Added by a Guest on April 2, 2013| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

10. Backdoor Calamari

Pig rectum rings allegedly solid as imitation, deep-fried squid. See also Farming.

Added by Anthony on January 19, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

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