Entries Tagged “Fruits”

Funny Quotes

1. "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

Attributed to British journalist Miles Kington. See also Fruits.

Added by Matthew on October 21, 2015| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2. Giving Your Son or Daughter an Orange for Their Birthday

Watch the spoiled brats cry. See also Birthdays, Fruits, Pranks.

Added by a Guest on October 4, 2015| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

3. What is Red and Invisible?

No tomatoes. See also Fruits.

Added by a Guest on September 20, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

4. Apple Beverage

The exact same as apple juice, just some shop's version. See also Fruits.

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Funny Drinks

5. Arange Juice

A mix of apple juice and orange juice. See also Fruits, Made Up.

Added by a Guest on June 8, 2015| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

6. Knowledge is Knowing a Tomato Isn't a Fruit

See also Fruits, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on June 1, 2015| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

7. Shining an Apple Before Eating It

Because nothing brings out an apple's flavor like an old t-shirt. See also Fruits, Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on September 20, 2013| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

8. Kiwano

Spikey fruit. Usually yellow or orange, synonymous with African Tomato. The insides are greenish, and you extract the insides with a spoon, or by sucking on a slice or wedge. See also Fruits.

Added by Ponyboy on October 10, 2012| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

9. Botryoidal

Shaped like a cluster of grapes. See also Fruits.

Added by a Guest on July 10, 2012| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

10. Never Make Eye Contact While Eating a Banana

See also Fruits, Sex.

Added by a Guest on April 18, 2011| 9 Comments | You Like This |