Entries Tagged “Fruits”

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What Do You Call a Strawberry That Isn't a Berry?

A strawberry. See also Fruits.

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Funny Insults

2. I Could Carve a Better Man out of a Banana

Teddy Roosevelt's roast of choice. See also Presidents, Fruits.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3. What's the Difference Between an Apple and an Orange?

They're different fruits. See also Fruits.

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Funny Quotes

4. "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

Attributed to British journalist Miles Kington. See also Fruits.

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Funny Things to Do

5. Giving Your Son or Daughter an Orange for Their Birthday

Watch the spoiled brats cry. See also Birthdays, Fruits, Pranks.

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Funny Questions

6. What is Red and Invisible?

No tomatoes. See also Fruits.

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Funny Drinks

7. Apple Beverage

The exact same as apple juice, just some shop's version. See also Fruits.

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Funny Drinks

8. Arange Juice

A mix of apple juice and orange juice. See also Fruits, Made Up.

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Funny Sayings

9. Knowledge is Knowing a Tomato Isn't a Fruit

See also Fruits, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on June 1, 2015| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

10. Shining an Apple Before Eating It

Because nothing brings out an apple's flavor like an old t-shirt. See also Fruits, Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on September 20, 2013| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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