Entries Tagged “Hair”

Funny People

11. Kenny G.

My aunt loves him--but then, whose aunt doesn't? The G stands for "Gorelick," by the way, which should be its own separate entry. See also Hair, Jazz.

Added by JD on August 19, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

12. Listening to Your Hair Grow

See also Hair.

Added by Meez on April 18, 2011| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

13. Using Your Hair as a Convenient, Any-Time Mustache

For the ladies in the audience. See also Hair, Mustache.

Added by a Guest on February 19, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

14. Flowbee Shop

Vacuum hair-cutting system. See also 80's, Hair.

Added by a Guest on March 15, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

15. The French Mustache

Also known as a pencil mustache. Come on, man up and grow a real mustache! See also French, Hair, Unnecessary.

Added by CaptainKrill on March 13, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

16. Putting Your Beard in a Ponytail

See also Hair.

Added by CaptainKrill on March 7, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

17. Going to Part My Hair

My wife's euphemism for disappearing into the bathroom with a magazine. See also Bathroom, Hair, Scatological.

Added by Anthony on February 15, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

18. So, Tell Me About Your Hair?

I get this question every time I go to a new salon. Um, it likes sunshine and long walks on the beach? See also Hair.

Added by Amanda on February 8, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

19. I'm Having a Good Face Day

Hey, it's not just hair that can look crappy once in awhile. Some days a face can look better than other days. See also Beauty, Hair.

Added by Amanda on February 8, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

20. Sensible Haircuts

A short, easy-to-care-for, overly-frosted mom 'do. Looks best when paired with mom jeans. See also Hair.

Added by scottmsiegel on January 9, 2010| Comment | You Like This |