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Funny Insults

1. You Egg!

Added by thelunastory on September 20, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

2. Men

Sorry, no refunds

Added by thelunastory on September 20, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Videos

3. Blueberries

That's yumba!

Added by thelunastory on September 3, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

4. Toilet Paper

I hate big butts and I cannot lie

Added by thelunastory on August 24, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

5. Sir Sydmuth the First

But she's a girl

Added by thelunastory on August 23, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

6. When Life Gives You Lemons, Don't Make Lemonade. Make Life Take the Lemons Back! Get Mad! I DON'T WANT YOU'RE DANG LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!

Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE GUY WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO MAKE A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"
-Cave Johnson

Added by thelunastory on August 23, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Songs

7. What's My Age Again?

"Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail"
"What the heck is caller I. D.?"

Added by thelunastory on August 23, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Videos

8. Cave Johnson "Lemons"

"I'M THE GUY WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS!"

Added by thelunastory on August 23, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Books

9. The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat

Added by thelunastory on August 22, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Books

10. Marly and Me

It's funny because the author knows the title's incorrect grammatically!

Added by thelunastory on March 2, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

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