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The Clink
Where the Police Cops take burglars after being arrested for the smash-and-grab.
The Smoke Cloak
"A revolutionary security machine that stops burglary by filling any room with thick smoke during a criminal attack." Please note, it even stops smash-and grab.
Smash-and-Grab
A burglary technique perpetrated by burglars.
The Bog of Eternal Stench
Though it could be a euphemism for any number of things, the Bog of Eternal Stench is an obstacle Jennifer Connolly and group of Muppets must negotiate in the movie Labyrinth.
Superbat
Superbat is a conflated superhero.
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Wrist Corsage
Try being over 30 and showing up for a date with one of these.
DustBuster
This model in particular. In 1987 my family was so excited about getting a DustBuster that my brother and I had to take turns using it.
The Hamburger Helper Helping Hand
It's as if someone lopped off Mickey Mouse's four-fingered, gloved hand and attached a red clown nose to the palm.