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Funny Anti-Jokes

1. Friends Are Like the Snow

if you pee on them, they disappear.

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Funny Phrases

2. "How Far Do You Think I Can Kick This Bucket?"

My uncle's last words

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Funny Things to Do

3. At a Family Reunion, Put Every Relative in a Line and Have Your Kid Try and Name Everyone!

will leave your child totally embarrassed and an awkwardness when they don't know that random relative they've only met once.

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Funny Advice

4. When Someone Says "Money Doesn't Grow on Trees"

Why yes it does! Its paper!

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Funny Insults

5. You'd be in Great Shape if You Ran as Fast as Your Mouth.

roast

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Funny Sayings

6. I am... Disgusted, Mistrusted, and I Am Not Having it.

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Funny Books

7. How to Get Rich Shop

Step one: inherit $413 million from your businessman father.

Added by xxwarmachine on January 18, 2016| 7 Comments | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Places

8. Boring City, Oregon

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Funny Questions

9. What Would Happen if You Died Blowing Balloons?

You would die among your last breaths.

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Funny Advice

10. Bop to the Top

And don't ever stop.

Added by xxwarmachine on November 27, 2015| 2 Comments | 49 people like this You Like This | Unlike