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Funny Anti-Jokes

1. Friends Are Like the Snow

if you pee on them, they disappear.

Added by xxwarmachine on April 26, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

2. "How Far Do You Think I Can Kick This Bucket?"

My uncle's last words

Added by xxwarmachine on April 26, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

3. At a Family Reunion, Put Every Relative in a Line and Have Your Kid Try and Name Everyone!

will leave your child totally embarrassed and an awkwardness when they don't know that random relative they've only met once.

Added by xxwarmachine on April 26, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

4. When Someone Says "Money Doesn't Grow on Trees"

Why yes it does! Its paper!

Added by xxwarmachine on March 29, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

5. You'd be in Great Shape if You Ran as Fast as Your Mouth.

roast

Added by xxwarmachine on March 29, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

6. I am... Disgusted, Mistrusted, and I Am Not Having it.

Added by xxwarmachine on March 29, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Places

8. Boring City, Oregon

Added by xxwarmachine on January 18, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

9. What Would Happen if You Died Blowing Balloons?

You would die among your last breaths.

Added by xxwarmachine on January 18, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

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