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Funny Tattoos
11. Lasciate Ogni Speranza Voi Ch'entrate
From Dante's The Divine Comedy, translated to "abandon all hope, ye who enter here"; tattooed on the pelvic region of a woman.
Funny Things to Do
12. Reenacting The Knights Who Say Ni Scene on Omegle
Like you've never done it. See also Monty Python.
Funny Phrases
13. Shut Your Dorito Chute
An apparently more polite way of asking someone to shut up. See also Snacks.
Funny TV Shows
15. The Mellow Show
Jack Johnson would like to inform you about his various missing, clothes-wearing, doobie-rolling-and-smoking pets. Hacky sack! See also Drugs.
Funny Drinks
16. Expired Gorilla Milk
It has no magical properties, but it's done a wonder on Dumbledore's bowels!
Funny Things
17. The Sheep-like Noise That Plays in the Song "Good Girls Go Bad"
I mean, come on. I would have hated that song if it wasn't for that technological "Baaa!" See also Music, Songs.
Funny Toys
18. A Walk in the Park
A game by Dead Toast that requires the player to obtain bone-shaped crackers as a chihuahua, tugging along an old man in a wheel chair. Sometimes, said player must fling the chihuahua from ledges while the old man remains safely on the ground, resulting in hilarity. See also Games.
Funny Toys
19. Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar
Possibly having the longest title for a Flash game ever, this game features two robot dinosaurs that, uh, shoot beams when they roar. Though the intro video and interesting sound FX are funnier than the game itself, it's pretty awesome to destroy things simply by roaring. See also Games.
Funny Videos
20. A Very Potter Musical
Apparently, back when Voldemort had a body, he had mad game with the bitches. Just ask Bellatrix Lestrange. See also Magic.
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