From Dante's The Divine Comedy, translated to "abandon all hope, ye who enter here"; tattooed on the pelvic region of a woman.
Like you've never done it. See also Monty Python.
An apparently more polite way of asking someone to shut up. See also Snacks.
Jack Johnson would like to inform you about his various missing, clothes-wearing, doobie-rolling-and-smoking pets. Hacky sack! See also Drugs.
It has no magical properties, but it's done a wonder on Dumbledore's bowels!
A game by Dead Toast that requires the player to obtain bone-shaped crackers as a chihuahua, tugging along an old man in a wheel chair. Sometimes, said player must fling the chihuahua from ledges while the old man remains safely on the ground, resulting in hilarity. See also Games.
Possibly having the longest title for a Flash game ever, this game features two robot dinosaurs that, uh, shoot beams when they roar. Though the intro video and interesting sound FX are funnier than the game itself, it's pretty awesome to destroy things simply by roaring. See also Games.
Apparently, back when Voldemort had a body, he had mad game with the bitches. Just ask Bellatrix Lestrange. See also Magic.
I enjoy black coffee, art galleries, history, and long walks on the beach. I am in search of a redhe -- hey, wait. This isn't my eHarmony profile, is it?