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I'll let you figure this one out. See also Dogs.


Added by Anthony on September 7, 2008 | You Like This |


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Dad I'd Like to F**k

rp on September 16, 2008

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well..apparently its a dog. thats slighhtly disturbing

... on September 25, 2008

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you are a wierdo freako youo needo too geto ao lifo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fdshgdsg on November 6, 2008

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dastardly iguanas lolligagging and frolicking

: ) on January 2, 2009

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That is sicko man!

NIBZ on January 7, 2009

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haha i really dunno what DILF means.. but i like that one v its funny

:P:P:P on January 15, 2009

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DILF, dude i like f**ks? What does it mean?

mofo on February 17, 2009

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ding illy loly fro.

dff on April 9, 2009

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im pretty sure its MILF not DILF

jgjtqt.dmjtnkqugkqtjgpwpmwpg on April 9, 2009

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lol on April 13, 2009

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Do I Look Fat?

Untitled on April 23, 2009

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yeah you do!

Davis on May 6, 2009



Tim on May 20, 2009

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does it mean Dads I'd Like to f**k?

cariiee on May 23, 2009

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Well, since MILF means Mother i'd like to f**k DILF can pretty much only mean one thing...

Fnutte on June 1, 2009

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I hate you all!

Linda on September 1, 2009

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Dogs i'd like to F*ck...

Shelbarella on November 9, 2009

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that is high-larious! i would go with dads rather than dogs, though. we're just getting used to guys having sex together, let's not even think of the other.

tommy22 on March 16, 2010

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Donuts! The glazed ones are the best...

Sweets on April 18, 2011


dilf: a man considered sexually desirable by a considerably younger person. At least that's what the dictionary says.

MikasaJeager on January 26, 2016

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