Funny Sayings

My Goal This Weekend is to Move Only Enough So People Know I'm Not Dead

Me every day. See also Weekends.


Added by D.T.FLyer on November 20, 2018 | You Like This |


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You are bored. Thats why you are here. You know its true.

okjhjlkjh on December 14, 2018

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I already do that.

LapisLazuli on March 23, 2019

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