Funny Quotes
“I asked god for a bike, but I know god doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.”
―Emo Philips
See also Religion.
―Emo Philips
See also Religion.
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Comments
wow bruh got the whole squad laughing.
1912 titanic swim team on March 23, 2020
omg im dead
yo on August 2, 2020
God is supposed to be spelled with a capital letter.
rinneman on October 28, 2020
I sent this to my pastor and he said that i need to be baptized!!
Anna on December 9, 2020
lol
Anna on December 9, 2020
I wonder how my pastor would react to this lmao.
Yeetaleetthesecond on October 24, 2022