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“I asked god for a bike, but I know god doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.”

―Emo Philips
See also Religion.

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wow bruh got the whole squad laughing.

1912 titanic swim team on March 23, 2020

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omg im dead

yo on August 2, 2020

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God is supposed to be spelled with a capital letter.

rinneman on October 28, 2020

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I sent this to my pastor and he said that i need to be baptized!!

Anna on December 9, 2020

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lol

Anna on December 9, 2020

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I wonder how my pastor would react to this lmao.

Yeetaleetthesecond on October 24, 2022

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