Funny Quotes
“I asked god for a bike, but I know god doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.”
―Emo Philips
See also Religion.
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wow bruh got the whole squad laughing.
1912 titanic swim team on March 23, 2020
omg im dead
yo on August 2, 2020
God is supposed to be spelled with a capital letter.
rinneman on October 28, 2020
I sent this to my pastor and he said that i need to be baptized!!
Anna on December 9, 2020
lol
Anna on December 9, 2020
I wonder how my pastor would react to this lmao.
Yeetaleetthesecond on October 24, 2022
Pretty sure God doesn’t work that way either, lol. Btw, rinneman is right. Capital ‘G’ on God
😎 on July 20, 2024
Just realized my 2 mistakes: I posted that twice and I made it sound like God doesn’t forgive people. Which He does; He loves everyone unconditionally. What I should have said is that’s not how Christianity should work, but it’s hilarious anyway. 😂 Wasn’t really paying attention and answered 5+3=5 for the ‘Fight Spam’ thing
😎 on July 20, 2024
atheists speak up now is your moment
Anonymous on December 31, 2025