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Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash

It is Harry Potter, but written by Artificial Intelligence. See also Harry Potter.


Added by Muffy on May 12, 2020 | You Like This |


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bub08 on May 12, 2020

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Yeeter McYeeton on May 15, 2020

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oof on May 16, 2020

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A Child on May 16, 2020

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lol what

cvbnmhgfghjhgfghmnghmjhgh on May 17, 2020

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I need the link

Ur Mom on July 24, 2020

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"Ron was standing there and doing a kind of frenzied tap dance. He saw Harry and immediately began to eat Hermione's family. “If you two can't clump happily I'm going to get aggressive,” confessed the reasonable Hermione. To Harry, Ron was a loud, slow and soft bird." -Excerpt from Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash

BotnikReader on September 28, 2020

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OMG I loved it!

Kylie on September 29, 2020

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im a potato

meep on November 9, 2020

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Give applause to Botnik!

Unanimous on December 16, 2020

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is this real because if so im reading it

nobody on January 1, 2021

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its real. "The Death Eaters went over their plan to strip Harry of his magic, and Harry could tell that the Dark Lord was standing behind him. Overreacting, Harry ripped his eyes out of his head (much to Voldemort's confusion), threw them into the Forbidden Forest, and told Voldemort off. Meanwhile, Hermoine dipped the face a tall Death Eater, who was wearing a shirt that said 'Hermione Has Forgotten How to Dance'. Ron threw a wand at the Dark Lord while everyone applauded, then slowly reached for his own while Harry, as he muttered 'Ron's the handsome one', reluctantly did the same. They cast a spell or two while green light shot out of the heads of the Death Eaters, causing Ron to afterwards. Harry thought 'Not so handsome now' as he dipped Hermoine in hot sauce." -Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash

nobody on January 1, 2021

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madeleine on February 24, 2021


I would happily read the entire story.

Yeetaleetthesecond on February 15, 2022

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tbh this would be an awesome book

im not a potato on March 17, 2023

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BotnikReader, can you please continue writing this book?

Hermione on July 9, 2023

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I looked it up. It’s real. Lol. I’m gonna buy a copy of it immediately. But, like, how dose no one else know about this? It’s practically another book in the series! I’m gonna tell my friends that it’s a limited edition copy and only ten were made, and then they’ll give me a million dollars for it!🤫🤭

No Name ;) on July 19, 2023

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