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“Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner over the driveway just to ensure that the neighbors never talk to me.”

―Janis Ian

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I LOVE THIS!

MyNameDontMatter on April 6, 2021

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TYSM I SHALL DO IT EVER DAY I WANNA BE A WALLFLOWER

iiii on April 20, 2021

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Yeah, it's nice to not talk to anyone.

Yeetaleetthesecond on October 14, 2021

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I must away I shall attempt this Most thanks

JohnnyDepp>AmberHeard on May 10, 2022

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I did this as my 8th grade quote

nikejustdoit on May 23, 2022

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