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There is a Person in the World Who Has Eaten More Mayonnaise than Any Other Person, and They Don’t Know It

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Added by a Guest on December 5, 2025 | You Like This |

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rong nerd emogy

6gyufiudgiuo on December 8, 2025

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such a nice comment very cute would smash.

epstien on December 8, 2025

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you were once the yongest person in the world

potato on December 8, 2025

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i love potatos

skibidi toilet on December 9, 2025

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i hate mayonneise

potato on December 9, 2025

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ok bo 😂

blud on December 10, 2025

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this could apply to any food. there's one person that's eaten more eggs than anyone else. don't know why that's the first thing that came to mind but you understand

nerd on December 10, 2025

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He could be any one of us. He could be you, he could be me, he could even be-

Usern4meh3re on December 11, 2025

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Its me.

Judah on December 11, 2025

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This inspired me to do great things.

bob on December 11, 2025

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ahh

bro on December 12, 2025

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Probs not me. I hate mayonnaise.

CATS on December 22, 2025

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probs me. I LIVE FOR MAYONNAISE.

. on December 28, 2025

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I hate mayonnaise, too. Ever noticed how much it looks like human flesh? No? Nevermind then.

Overthereland on January 13, 2026

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