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If I Were a Dog and You Were a Flower, I’d Lift Up My Leg and Give You a Shower

See also Dogs, Flowers, Poetry.

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hello there

hi on December 27, 2025

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BRILLIANT! SOMEBODY WRITE THAT DOWN!

Theodor Seuss Geisel on December 28, 2025

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haha

laughing man on December 30, 2025

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HEHEHE

... on December 30, 2025

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My friend's response: 😲 whattttt?

... on January 28, 2026

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LOL

hi on February 12, 2026

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wut

bob on April 8, 2026

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THAT RİMES! flower shower

hi on April 27, 2026

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