Funny Euphemisms
Asking Jesus for Shoes
A funny euphemism for sex, e.g."Nah, my sister can't come to the phone, she's too busy asking Jesus for shoes." See also Religion, Sex.
A funny euphemism for sex, e.g."Nah, my sister can't come to the phone, she's too busy asking Jesus for shoes." See also Religion, Sex.
Comments
This is beautiful. Blasphemy and sex all rolled in to an amazing visual!
Says Guest on October 14, 2008
This is disgusting. Maybe you need to ask Jesus for forgiveness.....
Says Tony on November 28, 2008
haha this is absolute gold :) the finest euphamism in the galaxy
Says Michael Dawson on December 18, 2008
I don't get it...
Says Nikita on January 4, 2009
CLASS!!!
Says KATY on January 8, 2009
This makes no sense, I think this one is made up.
Says James on January 13, 2009
Maybe you need to ask Jesus for forgiveness, Tony. For being such a brown-noser.
Says Jeremy on February 12, 2009
Yeah this doesn't make sense.
Says lol wut on April 13, 2009
funny :D
Says Eva on April 23, 2009
It does make sense. Picture a woman in the missionary position with her shoes in the air and saying: "Oh Jesus". Does it make sense now?
Says Buck on May 29, 2009
i though it meant like on her knees for money haha
Says jon on December 7, 2009