Funny Advice

1. Don't Smoke. Wear a Bra.

See also Lingerie, Women.

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Funny Products

2. Safety Scissors

You can't injure yourself on these... but you can't really cut anything with them See also Children, Unnecessary.

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Funny Animals

3. Krill

They are made into oil nowadays. How krillalicious!

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Funny Diseases

4. Rhinotillexomania

Habitual or obsessive nose-picking. See also Body, Sophomoric.

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Funny Foods

5. Spangelferkel

See also German, Meat, Sausage.

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Funny Instruments

6. Heckelphone

Humorously shaped AND humorously named.

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Funny People

7. Really Tall People in VW Bugs

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Funny Tattoos

8. Your Name Around Your Belly Button

As soon as you let yourself go, this baby is going to turn into Morse code.

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Funny Things

9. The French Mustache

Also known as a pencil mustache. Come on, man up and grow a real mustache! See also French, Hair, Unnecessary.

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Funny Things to Do

10. Hiding in a Kangaroo's Pouch

Australia—making hide-and-seek exciting since the late 18th century. See also Animals, Australia.

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