This will strike you as even more hilarious if you've actually done it. See also Alcohol.
Nothing kills time like ripping open the fabric of existence! See also Math, Science.
A petty, unscrupulous lawyer; also, one who quibbles over trivia. See also Lawyer.
Bearing or bringing disease, moral harm, or annoyance. See also Annoying.
Caused by nerve compression when you pass out in an awkward position. See also Alcohol.