It wasn't by me, E. M. Forster said it. See also Literature.
And it's not afraid to announce itself. See also Flatulence.
Maury Povich reading the paternity test results. See also Television.
Psst. Got something funnier? Add your own funny quote.
Best line from Alexandre Dumas' The Count of Monte Cristo. Insulting if used in the right context. "Oh yeah? Well I suggest you taste my sherry and biscuits!" See also Food, French, Literature.
See also Television.
Ad-libbed by Roddy Piper in the film They Live. See also Celebrities, Movies, Profanity.
So quoth Lindsay Lohan. See also Celebrities, Drugs.