Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

1. "Whatever."

-The Teenager

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4. "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

So sayeth Groucho Marx. See also Dogs.

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5. "You've Got to be Kitten Me Right Meow!"

Classic. See also Cats.

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6. "I like sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast."

See also Breakfast.

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7. "I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed."

So spake William Shakespeare. See also English, Literature.

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10. "Text Me the Deats"

How teens talk on network TV. See also Slang, Teenagers, Television.

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