Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

1. "Never Wear Anything That Panics the Cat."

- P.J. O'Rourke See also Cats.

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2. "I think gay marriage should be between a man and a woman."

Arnold Schwarzenegger in 2003. See also Politics.

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3. "Be Nice to Nerds. Chances Are, You'll End Up Working for One."

- Bill Gates See also Nerds.

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4. "Wrong."

- The President of the United States See also Politics.

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5. "Luke, I am your father."

Actually, everyone has it wrong. It's actually, "No, I am your father." See also Misquotes, Star Wars.

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6. "I Don't Say Half of the Junk People Say I Do."

- Albert Einstein See also Science.

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8. "No matter what button I push there's still a big eleven on the screen."

To which I replied, "Thats the 'pause' Mom." See also Technology.

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9. "Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?"

Asked Ron Burgundy.

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10. "You're Mean!" "No I'm Not. I'm Dad."

I mean, come on. See also Dads.

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