No.
1.
"I'm thinking about lice!"
Said by random girl in my class during an awkward silence.
2.
"By the time they realize the truth, we'll be long gone with all the money."
Quote by a villainous Fisher Stevens from the 1995 movie Hackers.
3.
"Too many OBGYNs aren't able to practice their, their love with women all across this country."
As spoken by none other than our president, George W. Bush.
4.
5.
"No guns. No butter. Both can kill."
Presidential campaign slogan of former baseball player Bill "Spaceman" Lee, who ran under the absurdist Rhinoceros Party ticket in 1988.
6.
"I stopped painting in 1990 at the peak of my success just to deny people my beautiful paintings, and I did it out of spite."
Quote by obnoxious celebutard Vincent Gallo.
7.
"Ice cream is not sexy. It's not wiggly and jiggly."
Utah Senator Gene Davis, upon naming Jell-O as the state's official snack.
8.
"I guess what I'm trying to say is, if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change."
Rocky Balboa addresing the Soviet Union and—as Bill Simmons recently pointed out—ending the Cold War.
9.
"Martinis make you mean. Manhattans make you a mellow fellow."
A funny Kurt Vonnegut Quote and true to boot.