Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

1. "Wrong."

-The President of the United States See also Politics.

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2. "Luke, I am your father."

Actually, everyone has it wrong. It's actually, "No, I am your father." See also Misquotes, Star Wars.

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3. "I Don't Say Half of the Junk People Say I Do."

- Albert Einstein See also Science.

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5. "No matter what button I push there's still a big eleven on the screen."

To which I replied, "Thats the 'pause' Mom." See also Technology.

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6. "Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?"

Asked Ron Burgundy.

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7. "You're Mean!" "No I'm Not. I'm Dad."

I mean, come on. See also Dads.

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8. "Nah."

-Rosa Parks, 1955 See also History.

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9. My Grandparents Didn't Come All the Way from Germany to See This Country Overrun by Immigrants!

Might want to rethink that one, Donald Trump. See also Hypocritical, Politics.

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