Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

1. "I like sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast."

See also Breakfast.

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2. "I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed."

So spake William Shakespeare. See also English, Literature.

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5. "Text Me the Deats"

How teens talk on network TV. See also Slang, Teenagers, Television.

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6. "I'm Cold." "Hi Cold, I'm Dad."

Classic dad humor. See also Dads.

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7. "One always tends to overpraise a long book because one has got through it."

It wasn't by me, E. M. Forster said it. See also Literature.

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8. "A Ghost Haunts My Bowels."

And it's not afraid to announce itself. See also Flatulence.

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9. "Miss Jackson, if you're nasty."

See also 80's, Music.

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10. "In the Case of 2-Year-Old Alex, You Are the Father."

Maury Povich reading the paternity test results. See also Television.

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