Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

1. "You're Mean!" "No I'm Not. I'm Dad."

I mean, come on. See also Dads.

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2. "Nah."

-Rosa Parks, 1955 See also History.

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3. My Grandparents Didn't Come All the Way from Germany to See This Country Overrun by Immigrants!

Might want to rethink that one, Donald Trump. See also Hypocritical, Politics.

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5. "Donald Trump may be a rat but I have no desire to copulate with him."

Keep it classy, Ted Cruz. See also Politics, Rodents, Sex.

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6. "Time Flies Like an Arrow. Fruit Flies Like a Banana."

Groucho Marx said this.

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7. "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

Attributed to British journalist Miles Kington. See also Fruits.

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8. "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

So sayeth Ralph Wiggum. See also Cats.

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9. "Though she be but little, she is fierce!"

Shakespeare in A Midsummer Night's Dream. See also Literature, Shakespeare.

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10. "You, all right?! I learned it by watching you!"

Any one from the 80's will get this. Its the anti-drug PSA. See also 80's, Drugs.

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