Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes
71. "Tu manges un grande sandwich."
―My Brother
French for "You are eating a big sandwich."
See also French, Sandwiches.
Funny Quotes
72. “I asked god for a bike, but I know god doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.”
―Emo Philips
See also Religion.
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74. “Love is the horse. Magic is the donkey. Suffering is the mule.”
A classmate in my Humanities class during a discussion of Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream. See also Schools, Shakespeare.
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76. "OMG, my neighbour is stalking me! I saw her Google my name on her laptop through my telescope!"
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77. "I like sleep. You're alive but unconscious."
Thank you, Rita Rudner! See also Sleep.
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78. "Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions."
A graduation quote from my yearbook.
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80. "70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered in idiots."
Attributed to Bill Murray.