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Funny Anti-Jokes

1. Whats Worse than Finding a Worm in Your Apple?

war.

Added by a Guest on November 23, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

2. Dragon Meat

It's better than a turduckin. See also Magic, Meat, Unicorn.

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Funny Phrases

3. In Holy Matrignomy

from gravity falls, when jeff the gnome wanted to marry mabel.

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Funny Advice

4. Use Punctuation So No One Thinks You Going to Eat Your Grandpa Joe :)

Without punctuation:
Lets eat Grandpa Joe
no. pls no. Do you really want to worry your poor old buddy Grandpa Joe? T^T Look at all these tears
With Punctuation:
Lets eat, Grandpa Joe
Yay now Grandpa Joe is excited to eat and your happy you didn't mess up :D The world is happy because there is no cannibalism :) See also Eating, Granpa Joe, Punctuation.

Added by a Guest on November 22, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

5. Your Parrot is a Pokemon

Teach your parrot to only say "parrot". Congratulations, your bird is now a pokemon. See also Birds, Parrots, Pokemon.

Added by a Guest on November 22, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

6. A Man Walks into a Bar and Gets a Concussion.

the bar was metal. See also Dumb.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

8. What Do You Call a Fly Without Wings?

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Funny Anti-Jokes

9. Why Was the Bush Green?

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Funny Anti-Jokes

10. Why Was the Bush Green? Coz God Said So. God Bless the Green Bush.

Ah bla bla bla bum bum, @evipeachesx @ph0t0gr4phy._
poo poo bumm bummmm hahahah poos on toast! See also Farts, Poos, Trees.

Added by a Guest on November 22, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

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