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Funny Euphemisms

1. Playing the Flute of Death

A euphemism for smoking. See also Tobacco.

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Funny Instruments

2. Gutbucket

A bucket with a string attached to a broom handle. Impossible to tune.

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Funny Nicknames

3. Hudsy

For when you want to embarrass the shit out of your friend See also The Name Has To Be Hudson.

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Funny Things

4. Death-Eater Gray

The depressing gray color that sucks out all happiness if you stand too close. Often the color of office cubicles. See also Depressing, Office, Work.

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Funny Animals

6. A Dog That Humps Its Owner and than Pee on Its Onwer

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Funny Anti-Jokes

7. What Did the Rock Say to the Other Rock?

Nothing.

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Funny Diseases

8. Borephobia

Fear of being bored

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Funny Euphemisms

9. Doing a Solid

Taking a dump (also a euphemism)

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Funny Names

10. Gaius Augustus Julius Caesar

Is it pronounced GAY-us or GUY-us? We may never know. See also Rome.

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