Pigs that hide in trees, waiting for someone to jump into the face of. Really. See also 90's, Anmals, Idunno.
looks like a human but lives to one million and keeps growing his white beard and ear hair. They don't stop growing even when it dies.
an addiction to posting rude things up on the web
Used to get one to shut up. Ex: "my name is Pistachio." "Pistachio?! What kind of name is that?!" "That's Pistachio to my friends, and nuts to you!" See also Nuts, Plants, Seeds.
Cute little furry things. If you look them up, you'll probably want them as a pet. No. They are light fingered trouble makers.