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Capri Sun
A surprisingly-difficult-to-open trapezoidal pouch drink.
Slice
Discontinued soda that came in orange, lemon-line, and a Dr. Pepper-flavored knockoff called Dr. Slice. Depicted in commercials as the preferred beverage of baseball players and models.
Strong Island Ice Tea
A long island ice tea made extra strong; also a way to announce "I'm here to get hosed." I once saw a bartender almost throw a guy out for trying to order one of these.
Brandy Alexander
Or really, any cocktail that contains half-and-half or heavy cream.
Chocolate Choo Choo
Martini of choice of 16-year-old-girls.
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Hot Dog Water
The water left over when you boil hot dogs.
Champale
A sparkling malt beverage brewed and distributed by the Pabst Brewing Company.
Boss Sauce
What Steve Urkel drinks to become his suave alter ego Stefan Urquelle.
Marie Brizard
Undrinkable brand of fruit liquors that's also responsible for such bottom-shelf efforts as San José Tequila, Litchao, Old Lady’s Gin, and La Mauny Punch.
Strawberry Yum-Yum
A strawberry drink mixed with rum and vodka.