Funny Drinks

Funny Drinks

1. Poisoned Wine

A surefire way to dispatch kings, landlords, or anyone with a significant amount of money. See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

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2. The Angry German

Made with Blackberry schnapps, Amaretto, Jagermiester and a little lime juice. Turn up the Rammstein! See also Alcohol, German.

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3. Gum Water

Made by soaking bubble gum in water for an hour. See also Made Up.

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4. Gin-Up

Gin and 7-up. See also Alcohol.

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5. Eliot Spritzer

Fruit juice with seltzer, named after former NY governor for absolutely no reason. See also Politics.

Added by a Guest on June 18, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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6. Ultra Slimfast

Give us a week. We'll take off the weight. See also 80's.

Added by Anthony on June 12, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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7. Trump Wine

Why does he market it if he won't drink it himself? See also Alcohol, Hypocritical, Politics.

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8. Double-Double

Canadian coffee order with with double cream and double sugar. See also Canadian.

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9. Blue Bull

Red bull with blue food-coloring.

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10. Pepnog

Half a glass of Pepsi mixed with eggnog. See also Holidays.

Added by a Guest on February 10, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

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