No.
1.
2.
P.J. O'Houlihans
Fictional Irish bar that your drunkest of friends are always at whenever they should be somewhere else.
3.
Enjoying a Cold Beer While Sitting in a Kiddie Pool
Especially when it isn't that hot out.
4.
Cardboard Kegger
Event of choice for those who like to party with boxed wine.
5.
Red Haired Slut
Shooter made with white tequila and red cinnamon schnapps.
6.
Piss Artist
An unstable drunk.
7.
8.
Fun Drunk
Describes the regrettably short period between sobriety and agressive, maudlin, and/or sexually-inappropriate drunkeness.
9.
Dry Drunk
Someone who has given up alcohol but hasn't gotten around to sobering up.
10.