Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

Funny Phrases

31. Hobo Floto Voto

Process by which Chicago politicians carried the homeless around town to vote multiple times and plied them with booze as a reward. See also Alcohol, Politics.

Added by Tyler on March 6, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

32. The Heel Dragger

When you're getting kicked out of a place and you hike up both of your arms like you're about to do a circle dance and the two bouncers take you by each arm... and then you just drag your heels and enjoy the ride. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by ScotFinch on February 15, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

33. Bird Shots

Just picture how a mother bird feeds it's chicks, then you're starting to get the idea. Works best after you've had a couple too many. See also Alcohol.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 12, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

34. Statue of Liberty

So, who's in for some Flaming Sambuca on their fingers? See also Alcohol.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 12, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

35. Rump Shaker

Rumplemintz Schnapps and ice cream. See also Alcohol, Dessert.

Added by Chris on November 20, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

36. Sloptart

See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on November 17, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

37. Forgetting to Lift the Lid on the Toilet Seat Before Throwing Up

Oh yes there's even throw-up BEHIND the toilet. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by ScotFinch on November 11, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

38. Goldschlager

Dude, that's real gold in there! See also Alcohol, Unnecessary.

Added by Ryan on November 4, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

39. Mountain Dew and Vodka

It almost glows! See also Alcohol.

Added by Amanda on October 8, 2009| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

40. Friderday

When you start partying on Friday and it lasts well into lunchtime on Saturday. See also Alcohol.

Added by ScotFinch on October 1, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |