Certainly no regrets, or should I say, regerts with this one.
I write notes on my arm anyway, why not make it neat?
A troll with armpit hair hair. A woman's privates. Chewbacca.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny tattoo?
As soon as you let yourself go, this baby is going to turn into Morse code.
"Hey excuse me, what time is it?"
"...Oh it's only right twice a day, sorry."
From Dante's The Divine Comedy, translated to "abandon all hope, ye who enter here"; tattooed on the pelvic region of a woman.
A ruler tattooed on one's penis either parallel or perpendicular to one's love sword depending upon the ruler owner's attributes. See also Sex.