SLOWCOOKR's Entries

1. Munson

Born loser. Someone who has everything going for them and when they reach the pinnacle of their success they do something that causes them to lose it all. See also People.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on February 12, 2010| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

2. Bacardi 151

Getting drunk off a 75.5% beverage is always more fun that being sober! See also Alcohol.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 16, 2009| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

3. Male Superiority

Everyone know they call it Male Superiority for a reason! The hell with Womens Suffarage right?!

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4. Don't Worry, Winning Isn't Everything

It's obvious a real loser made this one up...

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5. YMCA

For a place that few of us actually know what that acronym actually means, it seems strange that this is a place I could really see myself staying at.

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6. NRB (No Reason Boner)

Because sometimes, they just pop up. See also Sex.

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7. Good Housekeeping

Whats your favorite non-nudie mag to masterbate to?

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 14, 2009| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

8. Crotch Rot

That dank smelling, paint peeling, dirty reaking, crotch scratching extravaganza that happens due to poor hygiene of the groin. Commonly confused with the less-serious crotch chaffing.

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9. Krampus, Santa's Sinister Sidekick

In Austrian folklore, this mythical creature accompanies Santa during the Christmas season. However, he's far from a typical "Santa's Little Helper". This demon-esque Krampus, is a cross between a really pissed-off Grinch, and an Orc from Lord of the Rings. His main task is to frighten bad children into becoming good, by threatening to beat them with long birch whips and rusty chains. Oh, and there's his promise of dragging you to the pits of hell with him as well. Almost makes getting coal in your stocking seem like a good thing. See also Holidays.

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Funny Phrases

10. ...If You Know What I Mean

"Oh yeah your sister and I had a good time, if you know what I mean."