The Axe Body Spray of the late 1960's. Named after the self-defense maneuver a wearer would need to employ against aggressive female admirers. See also 60's.
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Too lazy to go to the gym? Well, you're both pathetic and in luck. The Ab Enhancer is 3-by-3 frame you press on your stomach that supposedly shapes your stomach into a six-pack. See also Exercise, Lazy.