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1. Flat-D Flatulence Deodorizers Shop

Disposable charcoal pads affixable to your underwear to minimize odors from flatulence. See also Flatulence, Unnecessary.

Added by Ryan on July 11, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

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2. Horse-Head Squirrel Feeders Shop

This actually exists, look it up!

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3. Shticky Shop

An extremely sticky lint roller. See also Cleaning.

Added by a Guest on June 9, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

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4. Style Screamers

Look stylish while carrying a defense mechanism. Pull the tassel to emit a scream that's as loud as 130 decibels. See also Crime, Weapons.

Added by ntpony360 on June 6, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

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5. Hai Karate

The Axe Body Spray of the late 1960's. Named after the self-defense maneuver a wearer would need to employ against aggressive female admirers. See also 60's.

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6. Poo-Pourri Shop

Spritz the bowl and no one will know. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on March 27, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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7. Hair Stamps Shop

Bedazzle your hair with glitter hearts and stars. See also Hair.

Added by a Guest on March 16, 2015| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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8. The Daddle Shop

A saddle for Dad to put on while the kids play cowboy games. See also Dads, Portmanteau, Western.

Added by ntpony360 on January 23, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

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9. Beer Pouring Robot

For those too drunk to pour themselves another glass of beer. See also Alcohol.

Added by ntpony360 on January 18, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

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10. Motorized Ice Cream Cone Shop

There's no longer a need to turn your wrist. Simply stick your tongue out. See also Dessert, Lazy.

Added by ntpony360 on January 18, 2015| Comment | You Like This |