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Funny Products

51. Pearl Cream

Have you ever wondered why it's so hard to tell how old most Oriental women are? The answer is Pearl Cream, made from real pearls and the pulverized dignity of millions of Asian-Americans. See also Commercials, Stereotypes, Women.

Added by Anthony on August 3, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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52. Lee Press On Nails

Available in both natural and glamor length. Press on! See also 80's, Women.

Added by Ryan on May 6, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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53. Nads

Unfortunately named hair removal product. See also Body, Hair, Hygiene.

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54. Lady Speed Stick

Hands off, gentlemen. It's for the ladies. See also Bathroom, Hygiene, Women.

Added by Brian on March 1, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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55. Glamour Shots®

Soft-core boudoir photography from a mall portrait studio. See also 90's.

Added by Ryan on January 23, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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56. Egg Pants

"Are your eggs naked? This cute new product has three stubby 'legs' which will keep your breakfast eggs standing tall and proud." See also Unnecessary.

Added by Frank on November 17, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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57. Aquanet

Aside from it's dubious contribution to hair metal, pause for a moment to consider the name. While traditional hairnets are constructed from finely woven mesh and elastic, the artificial hairnets Aquanet generates are apparently made out of aqua. See also 80's.

Added by Brian on October 8, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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58. The International Star Registry

Seems like a dumb concept—"pay $139 to have a star in the sky named after you"—but this business has been going strong since the 70's. Definitely invented by some guy from Jersey. See also Astronomy.

Added by Frank on October 2, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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59. Trapper Keepers

See also 80's, Schools.

Added by Tyler on August 26, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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60. Epilady Epliator

Electrical device employing a coil spring to mechanically remove hair by the root. In other words, ouch. See also 80's, Hygiene.

Added by Ryan on July 14, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |