Have you ever wondered why it's so hard to tell how old most Oriental women are? The answer is Pearl Cream, made from real pearls and the pulverized dignity of millions of Asian-Americans. See also Commercials, Stereotypes, Women.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny product?
Aside from it's dubious contribution to hair metal, pause for a moment to consider the name. While traditional hairnets are constructed from finely woven mesh and elastic, the artificial hairnets Aquanet generates are apparently made out of aqua. See also 80's.
Seems like a dumb concept"pay $139 to have a star in the sky named after you"but this business has been going strong since the 70's. Definitely invented by some guy from Jersey. See also Astronomy.