Hands off, gentlemen. It's for the ladies. See also Bathroom, Hygiene, Women.
Soft-core boudoir photography from a mall portrait studio. See also 90's.
"Are your eggs naked? This cute new product has three stubby 'legs' which will keep your breakfast eggs standing tall and proud." See also Unnecessary.
Aside from it's dubious contribution to hair metal, pause for a moment to consider the name. While traditional hairnets are constructed from finely woven mesh and elastic, the artificial hairnets Aquanet generates are apparently made out of aqua. See also 80's.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny product?
Seems like a dumb concept—"pay $139 to have a star in the sky named after you"—but this business has been going strong since the 70's. Definitely invented by some guy from Jersey. See also Astronomy.
Electrical device employing a coil spring to mechanically remove hair by the root. In other words, ouch. See also 80's, Hygiene.
George Foreman grill powered by your computer's USB port. See also Nerds, Unnecessary.